Summary
After searching the inkstained recesses of my soul, I believe it is time, gentle reader to come clean with a list of New Year's resolutions I have broken.
(While the list is long, it is nowhere near complete. The many omissions are intentional.)See the full content of this document
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Oh, the Broken Resolutions of Yesteryear
January 1954: I never
again will kiss Mary Peterson in the first-grade cloakroom. That one lasted about two weeks. At least she didn't swat me in the fa...See the full content of this document
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