Summary
Because a heedless nation once again has ignored my counsel to elect an unmarried childless orphan as its president, we now have more information about Michelle Obama than any American could possibly need to know. Or should want to.
We're still not sure about her underwear, but it's probably only a matter of time.See the full content of this document
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Michelle's Undies Don't Need to Be Covered
Reporting about the first lady's trip to Europe, on which she presumably was accompanied by her husband, New York Daily News columnist Jane ...
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